Loner by Choice Unisex Cat T-Shirt
28,65 €
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Product Description
Introducing the "Loner by Choice" T-Shirt – the perfect dark humor statement piece for those who take pride in their solitary lifestyle. This dark humor cat t-shirt isn't just clothing; it's a declaration. Crafted from fabric as soft as your disdain for small talk, it’s the ultimate attire for those who prefer to navigate the world on their own terms.Ideal for avoiding crowded places, skipping noisy parties, or simply savoring the sweet sound of silence, this t-shirt speaks for you when you’d rather not. It’s a subtle yet striking way to let everyone know that your solitude is a deliberate choice, not an unfortunate circumstance.
Each "Loner by Choice" T-Shirt is designed with the discerning introvert in mind, blending comfort with a bold message. The print is a sharp, tongue-in-cheek reminder that being alone is your preferred state of being, and it’s delivered with a touch of dark humor that resonates with anyone who values their personal space.
Whether you’re an avid bookworm, a dedicated gamer, or just someone who enjoys their own company, this shirt is your perfect companion. It’s also a hit among cat lovers, echoing the independent spirit of a feline who only emerges when it suits them. Much like a cat, you navigate life with a certain selective social grace, making connections on your own terms.
So, wear your "Loner by Choice" T-Shirt proudly. Let it be a shield against unwanted social interactions and a beacon to fellow introverts who understand the value of alone time. After all, in a world that often misunderstands the beauty of solitude, this dark humor cat t-shirt is your humorous, stylish way to set the record straight. Embrace the dark humor and let your shirt do the talking.
✷ Bella + Canvas 3001
✷ Unisex fit
✷ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
✷ light & soft fabric
✷ runs true to size
Detailed Description:
✷ Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✷ Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
✷ Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
✷ Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
✷ Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
✷ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
✷ Pre-shrunk fabric
✷ Side-seamed construction
✷ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
✷ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
Size Chart
| Size | (A) Length INCHES | CM | (B) Width INCHES | CM |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 68,6 | 16 1/2 | 42 |
| S | 28 | 71 | 18 | 45,7 |
| M | 29 | 73,7 | 20 | 50,8 |
| L | 30 | 76,2 | 22 | 56 |
| XL | 31 | 78,7 | 24 | 61 |
| 2XL | 32 | 81,3 | 26 | 66 |
| 3XL | 33 | 83,8 | 28 | 71 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm)
Washing Instructions
Silent Cat of Mischief Laundry Guide
- Machine Wash Cold & Inside Out – Like your cat’s mood: cold and unpredictable, with a secret side waiting to be revealed.
- Gentle Cycle with Mild Detergent – Keep it as smooth as a cat’s purr (no claws, please).
- Wash with Similar Colors – Or face the wrath of mismatched laundry chaos.
- Chlorine-Free Bleach Only If Absolutely Necessary & No Fabric Softener – Bleach is for emergencies, not feline tantrums. And no, your clothes don’t need softener—cat cuddles already did the job.
- Tumble Dry on Low – Like your cat lounging lazily in the sun. Or, if you’re feeling extra cautious, hang dry for a longer, happier life.
- Iron Inside Out on Low – But don’t iron over the design unless you want to explain to the cat why their face is now… melted.
- No Dry Cleaning – Unless you enjoy perplexed looks from your cat.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
*Please note: Additional customs duties may apply based on your location. Customs fees may be charged depending on the destination country. These fees can vary based on the order value, country-specific regulations, and other factors related to the product itself, and may be charged after the product has been delivered or during the process. This is a print-on-demand shop, and production facilities are located in Spain, Latvia, the United Kingdom, Canada, Mexico, Texas, North Carolina, Brazil, Australia.*
**Please also note that the shipping rates for many items are weight-based**
Returns
At Silent Cat of Mischief, the goal is for you to enjoy your purchase—maybe even love it. The items, designed with dark humor for those who cherish their quiet moments and cats, are typically non-returnable. But if something’s off, don’t hesitate to contact at lair@silentcatofmischief.com from the comfort of your dark corner.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the purchase date.
If you believe you’re eligible for a refund, please contact lair@silentcatofmischief.com.
Eligibility for a Refund
Received product damaged or defective
Within 30 days of purchase
MUST be unused and be returned in the same condition in which you received your item
For any return questions please contact lair@silentcatofmischief.com
*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*
For more details please check the Returns and Refund Plolicy here
Environmental qualities and characteristics
- Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
- Packaging compostability and recyclability information
EU GPSR-related product information
Responsible person in the EU
- Name: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
- Postal address: Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol Cyprus
- Email address: gpsr@sindenventures.com
Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Silent Cat of Mischief
- Postal address: Tösstalstrasse 159, 8400 Winterthur, Switzerland
- Email address: lair@silentcatofmischief.com
– Age restrictions: For adults
– 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC
For those who embrace solitude on their own terms, this t-shirt, featuring a cat that reflects your independent spirit, celebrates being a loner by choice. Perfect for introverts who find peace in their own company.
Reviews
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This is my favorite Silent Cat shirt I own as of now. Everything about it is perfect. It’s almost like it was made for the bewitched_scorpio_drummer. I know these are made for more than just my soul but it somehow feels just for me….This is what I truly dig about Silent Cat of Mischief👌🙏😎🌙🐈⬛♏️🥁




I love this shirt for many reasons. The color matches any outfit which is nice. Plus the image of silent cat just perched on the stone is both cute and creepy……. Which is also perrrrrfect😅 I can’t wait to see what silent cat does next 🤗🌙🐈⬛♏️🥁



This is one of three silent cat shirts that i own. I love the thought and passion behind these shirts… whoever makes them is almost reading my mind……My first day owning it I decided to do a photo shoot on top of pikes peak, crazy right? Silent Cat of Mischief is awesome🫶🫶🫶🌙🐈⬛♏️🥁
Das Shirt hat eine hochwertige Qualität und ein tolles Motiv!
Superb design. Love it🍀
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Great!
Thank you so much!🐈⬛